Cosmos-Liturgy-Sex

Since the constitution doesn’t contain a legal definition of a recognizable religion, a federal judge used sincerity as a litmus test to rule against The Church of Cognizance’s claim that marijuana is their legitimate deity and sacrament. The church leaders explained, “Normally on Christmas we would have shared the herb with our friends and church members, instead we had presents (over 100 lbs of marijuana). We were a little empty. … “This is very upsetting to the members of our church. It was quite a holiday present.”

U.S. District Judge Judith C. Herrera feels church leaders, “adopted their ‘religious’ belief in cannabis as a sacrament and deity in order to justify their lifestyle choice to use marijuana.” The justification of using marijuana as a their focus of worship were “disjointed, poorly supported, illogical ramblings.” The accused claim the judge’s actions are a violation of the U.S. Constitution, since they claim they are sincere, and that the judge doesn’t understand their doctrine.

Perish the thought of anyone in any legitimate religion adopting disjointed, poorly supported, and illogical beliefs for the purposes of justifying their personal choices and preferences.

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