“They would never let me sing SOLOS in church, because they said I made the men in the congregation lust!”
The shy and modest Jessica Simpson has apparently been victimized and criticized by Christians because she is just too darn sexy. Poor thing apparently suffers from the same syndrome as “Right Said Fred“.
She tells Allure magazine, “I was always criticised for my looks in the Christian world. They said I was too sexy to sing Christian music. “Judgemental is the absolute worst thing about Christianity, I believe.”
Simpson claims her breasts were even bigger when she was a teen adding, “But I was always so shy about them because I felt they disabled me from achieving what I wanted to do. They would never let me sing solos in church, because they said I made the men in the congregation lust!”
A bit of advice to Jessica; nobody will ever know what you have in your pocket if you don’t show ‘em!
Not to pile on, BUT she’s also SO sick of men flirting with her; does anybody besides me see a trend here?
In reality, those “nasty boys” probably give her a sense of power and control, which are probably lacking in so many other aspects of her life.
OR
It may all just be the marketing of THE Jessica Simpson product, she still has to eat you know.
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This is too much! I can’t imagine that if the ever so sexy Jessica wore a pretty dress that covered her shoulders, her cleavage and most of her legs, that she would not be allowed to sing in church.
Comment by Tony — September 25, 2006 @ 10:06 am
Tony,
I don’t think she has been knocking on any doors to sing in a Church. Sadly, her career is based so much on her appearance, that she has to keep marketing it. Typically, these types of careers don’t last long and she may be well aware of the importance of keeping in the news.
Comment by shelray — September 25, 2006 @ 10:19 am
In my church the choir sings in the choir loft at the “West” end (it points something more like South-South-West, but ok) and high above to congregation. Everyone hears us. Only the celebrant(s) and God can see us. No problems with the lusting here, as far as I can tell.
Comment by puella — September 25, 2006 @ 12:15 pm