A new blog I was alterted to at work today, which seems pretty clever. It is entitled “From the Depths of Hell.” Here is the blogger’s profile:

Satan

• Industry: Non-Profit
• Occupation: Damnation, temptation.
• Location: Hell

About Me

Well, most people call me Satan, but that wasn’t always the case. At one point I was called Lucifer, which means the Angel of Light. Then one day the Boss pissed me off so I quit him and started my own non-profit organization of tempting and damning. Its cool if you call me Satan, but feel free to throw around other titles, such as Dark Lord, Lord of the Underworld, Beelzebub, you know…the usual names for the Father of Lies.

He provides links to affiliate sites:

Links to Friends and Affiliates

• Planned Parenthood

Here is the latest post:

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Sorry…

You thought holy week was a busy time for Priests, huh. Well I bet I know someone who’s a hell of a lot busier than them.

You guessed it: ME!

Not only is it holy week, which ends with one of the only days where every Catholic goes to church, but that damn Catechism Compendium thing came out. It even has prayrs in latin! Freaking Latin! I HATE LATIN!

So there you have it. This blog has kind of died this week because Catholics are going to Mass, and praying in freaking latin. I’m gonna go sit in a hole. Then maybe go watch Paris Hilton practice her Mother Theresa lines.

heh heh. Paris Hilton.

posted by Satan at 1:13 PM